If there has to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you. Drawbacks: He will always have his black sock filled with tennis balls in his right hand ready for use. Is that so? Helper(s): Wikipedia.org, tvacres.com, Frank Murdock, Sébastien Andrivet. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. Homey is a young Black man who wears face paint, red hair, balding head, red nose, and a baggy yellow and orange clown suit with large pompom buttons and oversized shoes. You look at least 10 years younger. in town from his excursion and pays the circus a visit.. There is some similarity in Homey to Obnoxio the Clown from Marvel. You can learn more with the writeups.org FAQ. He's stealing all the burgers. That advertisement had no effect on me whatsoever. Look at this swell bucket of house paint. It's a great piece of buffoonery if you pull it off. That's it. Only $38,000. Thanks a lot. Homey the Clown, of course, was the name of a character played by Damon Wayans on the early-90s sketch-comedy show In Living Color. I gotta go back to Springfield and face the music. Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use... Wow, lucky I always keep a Bible close to my heart... Lucky I was wearing this extra-large piece of the true cross today. Homey The Clown Quotes. - Yes, Homie. That's it. They make the car go faster. How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines... kept me in business during that first shaky year? Perhaps he runs into Ambush Bug and Cheeks the Toy Wonder and decides to compare notes. I've been getting free stuff all day. - Hold still, Homer. Herman Simpson, better known semi-professionally as Homey D. Clown, is a bitter and hostile convict with a never-ending community service sentence. You've got to stop blowing your money like this, Krusty. CAUSE WE ALL KNOW SOMEONE WHO COULD USE A GOOD "BOP ON THE HEAD" Okay, we'll start off with the baggy p... Wha...? While dressed as a mall Santa, Homey wore the clown outfit, but added a Santa over-coat. I don’t see nothing.” Not even your new Lady Krusty line. He can't kill anybody if he doesn't know which one's the real Krusty. There's nothing better than a cigarette... unless it's a cigarette lit with a $ 100 bill. Only thing left to do is... to open a clown college and train some regional Krustys. Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses. It is time for us to take you for a ride. Finally, his plan came to fruition and Homey had an audience with the Man himself. (Kid sticks his head in the bag and Homey cinches it up so the kid can’t get back out.) This one is requested by my wife. Swartzwelder's script required very little rewriting and Silverman considers this one of the best episodes he has directed. He's a one and only. Memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla, Keokuk, Cucamonga... Seattle. Synopsis. His goal in life is to get even with “The Man”, a personification of the White males that are “holding him down”. Homey Quotes. It's sacrilege. Homey often refers to himself in third person and will rant about the Man and the Establishment. The same Benedict Arnold... who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British? Oh, thanks. Okay. In one episode Homey convinced a scout group called the Woodpeckers to turn on their leader, each member wielding a black “Homey” sock and his familiar rhetoric. Well, I guess you're pretty impressed, huh, Bart? "To audience. A frustrated and sometimes violent young man, Homey hits anyone who asks him to perform standard clown antics with a tennis ball-filled sock. The Simpsons 9F07 - Mr. I shall now kill both of you. What's that gonna cost you? Get it? They were using a freaking ladder, for God's sake. Share the best GIFs now >>> I'm putting speed holes in my car. He can take a simple, everyday thing like eating a bicycle... and make it funny. “Homey D. Clown” was one of the show’s signature characters, and is still well-remembered to this day. Take your hands off my eyes. I'm gonna give you the biggest ticket you... (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hey, Krusty, Krusty. Krusty, as your accountant, I must warn you... Did you send 1000 roses... to Bea Arthur's grave? Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Share the best GIFs now >>> Memories. I am squirming. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. 11 He played a villain on the '60s Batman TV show And now, everybody's favorite, the Spin-Cycle Fantastic trick. Source of Character: 1990 – 1994 T.V. Martial Artist (AV only, +1 to Init): 04, Weaponry (Exotic: Tennis Ball filled Sock): 04. Homey took advantage of this and bopped the Man several times on the head with his sock to disgrace him. All rights reserved. It's my first day of clown college. Hey, Homer. You people have stood in my way long enough. Tell the boys I want a total world search. I mean, just because I am Krusty the Clown? And after work, I gotta dedicate a new Jiffy Lube and cohost the ACE Awards. Krusty. Plow Episode Script. But our infomercials are running 24 hours a day. Circus is in town. He's spinning the ball on his finger. Homey: (Whop) “Homey don’t play dat.”, Homey: “So, you want to be in a gang huh, make you feel like a big man, huh ?” You took money made franchising your name... and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters? Just take the clown college. The episode was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by David Silverman. He constantly carries in his right hand a meter long black tube sock packed with several tennis balls. Skills: It's my first day of clown college. You have brought great joy to this old ltalian stereotype. It's sacrilege. I am holding still. Joe the clown is good friends with. The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all. I have wonderful stories about other famous people... that include me in some way. One on one, Homey seems to be able to fight and beat most normal human adversaries, strangling them or tying them up off screen. Kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. The anti-social Homey is often seen entertaining a group of excited children, who all remain his biggest fans even though he degrades them and thumps them on the head using a sock with a tennis ball inside. There was a computer adventure game released in 1993 for the PC featuring the character, I know very little about it and have no access to it so it is not included in this profile. It was bad enough when you tried to pass yourself off as Tom Bosley. Homey: “I guess it’s because I’ve got so much love to give… and it’s part of my prison work release program. Four clowns tumble into room to clown music Homer: Clowns are funny. Tell me where you're from. Free Daily Quotes. - I am holding still. But if you blow it, you'll look like a fool. Performing clowns transform into Charlie and three other men who are aflame Co-workers: AUGH!!! With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie The Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. Hurry up. Hey, how about if I squirt you in the face with my boutonnière? Hey, Krusty, hey. I have a feeling I could get him to appear at my house. - Marge? I have no business being a clown. I'm not going to enroll in that clown college, though. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life. Directed by Paul Miller. I'm leaving the clowning business to the other clowns in the clowning business. Legs, you check out the East Side. Homey: “Give me a dollar.”, (Speaking to his parole officer about his file) “It’s a long list of lies perpetrated by the “Man” to keep a brother down.”, Child at a party: “Why did you become a clown ?” Storyline. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on February 12, 1995. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. Even though he is always dressed as a clown and taking on his “Homey D. Clown” persona, he doesn’t always take jobs for a clown. Krusty's Monopoly game, the Krusty Crowd-Control Barrier. I have no idea…I guess put him on the street and have the players encounter him. Homey: “Since you a big man, Homey got something special for you. I told you we should've bought more than three bullets. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. An image tagged homie the clown. I'm going to clown college. Grazie. My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory. Speed holes. And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger, the one with ketchup... here he is, coming in by parachute, Krusty the Clown. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. I want everything that's coming to Krusty the Clown, which is me, Krusty. Baggy! All right. I want a free car because I'm Krusty. I now proclaim this new burger for sale.". Homer and Krusty looking practically the same was eventually turned into an episode in itself, with Season 6 episode “Homie the Clown” in which Homer becomes a Krusty impersonator and ends up in deep with the mob. Joe Higgins played by. Enemy (The Man), CIA (Homey the Clown persona – see Personality). I don't think any of us expected him to say that. “Oh, so let I get this straight, you want me to lower myself so that you can assume a superior position and then demand tribute ?” I'm not him. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. Beautiful date tonight, huh? I got about 5 more years of this clown crap.”, (At a school where Homey is student teaching, one of the children suggests the class finger-paint. Let's just grab him. Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. If theres anyone capable of playing a fake Krusty, its Homer, as we see in this hilarious season six episode! A lewd sexual act where a male defecates into a sock before sex. Krusty has earned a fortune as a clown, but through gambling, wanton waste, and carelessness, he has lost almost all his money. However, the design was kept and turned into more of a satirical idea. Homey: “Now what do you see ?” You can't get blood from a turnip. But I can let you have this little number for practically nothing. Homey saw her love as a plot to “whiten him up” and as we all know…”Homey don’t play dat.”, “I don’t think so… Homey don’t play dat.”, Homey: “Want to see a trick ?” Hurry up. His irrational behavior once caused him to give up a girl, Sally, even when he was head over heels in love with her. But we're only letting the bet ride... because you crack us so consistently up. Yeah. So I'd like to say I know Woody Allen. Well, my time's almost up here. Homey don't play that!". Unlike other shows, it was produced and told from a mostly African-American perspective – which proved quite successful. You remember the time we got loaded... and set those beavers loose in that pine-furniture store? Homey usually ends his clown act with a sing-along, which normally ends with him in a degenerating rant. I almost made a grievous error. This profile is based on the skits I could find on YouTube. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. Do for me my favorite trick, where you ride the little bike through the loop... and I will let you live. Homey also does self-promotion like setting up a one-stop carnival or converting a Chuck-E-Cheese into a home. 1. Home Boy Seminar, America's Funniest Security Camera Videos, Andrea Dice Clay, Hey Mon - flight crew, and Homey D. Clown entertains at a birthday party. Let me get this straight. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. What can I tell you? Homer succumbs to a billboard advertisement and becomes one of the college's first students. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0, Introducing Homey D. Clown (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QhuBIkPXn0). But wait. Homey: “Same thing your dumbass get out of a gang, nothing.”. No. Afternoon joy in. The famous theater impresario, Wilson, is making a stop. My apologies to you. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music Lenny: Hey, Homer, the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. Now, when the wealthy dowager comes in, the party's over, right? You don't want to sit with the rest of the scum. And then take that and... put that in there and... here's your giraffe, little girl. Homey has a fairly quick wit and can come up with a quick rhyme on the spot. A frustrated and sometimes violent young man, Homey hits anyone who asks him to perform standard clown antics with a tennis ball-filled sock. That game was fixed. I can't see, you idiot. Another note. Who am I clowning? Should I shoot him gangland-style or execution-style? Oh, my God. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. "Homie the Clown" is the fifteenth episode of The Simpsons' sixth season. Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear. Okay. I'll just cut back on the condor-egg omelets. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff. Krusty, in regards to the large wager you made on yesterday's horse race... Come on. Let's walk and talk. I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something. F.D. Yes, Homie. Right before he climaxes during the unprotected sex, he proceeds to hit the female on the head with the sock filled with feces. At one point it appeared Homey sold out to the Man, doing whatever the Man wanted so, he could get closer to him. Gambling is the finest thing a person can do if he's good at it. After 8 years in prison, Herman Simpson works as a clown as part of his parole agreement. My dad got Krusty the Clown to personally appear at my party. Kid: “Let me see. Homey could always serve as an insert into an Ambush Bug adventure. marks an episode with not enough content. Or if the players are doing some detective work they could come across Homey on a false lead. homie the clown 6184 GIFs. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I am so glad I had a chance to meet you... before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan. Put 5000 bucks on the Lakers. Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. The advertisements in this profile brought to you by The Man. Makes it go faster. Hurry up. Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, better known by his stage name Krusty the Clown (sometimes spelled as Krusty the Klown), is a cartoon character in the animated television series The Simpsons and manager of Sheffield Wednesday Football Club. "Homie the Clown" is the 15th episode of The Simpsons' sixth season, and aired on February 12, 1995. The song of Pjerrot's love. He has talent. And now, the winner for the most promising new series on cable: Old Starsky and Hutch's. 6081 in-depth character profiles from comics, games, movies. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. Unless you both go through the loop together. Look in the bag.” © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Okay, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. It must be the first of the month. Now, when I remove the bandages... don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring back at you. Take the ball. Homey D. Clown – Damon Wayans plays an ex-con who works as a clown (real name Herman Simpson) for his parole agreement, but lashes out at anyone (usually by hitting them on the head with a sock full of pennies) who attempts to make him perform the standard antics of the role – "I don't think so! Yeah, Dad. WE NEED A NATIONAL HOMIE THE CLOWN DAY. series In Living Color comedy sketch Homey D. Clown, played by Damon Wayans. Yeah, Barney Gumble. In Living Color Wanda Quotes Homie Quotes Fire Marshall Bill Quotes Homey The Clown Quotes Dating Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes. You want my advice? Nothing is selling anymore. I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us. By the looks of your face neither is your momma, now sit down !” (Smacks her in the head with the sock), (Girl asks to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what she wants for Christmas) Homey shows them how the “Man” finger paints by dipping the girl’s finger tips in the paint and rolling them as if taking finger prints.) Homey has no powers to speak of. The section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. Look, I'm cleaned out. His goal in life is to get even with “The Man”, a personification of the White males that are “holding him down”. You didn't complain when I got you... this close to Chachi. The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister? Grazie. You came here to save me. Homey: “You got to look closer.” He later used it to help him when directing The Simpsons Movie. I'm telling you, this'll work. All right, you take it easy, Krusty. All the children together: “Yeah !” Don't squirm. You'll now go back to your hometowns and do kids' parties, swap meets... and the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a 10-foot clown pole. But is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this? I mean, he invented the pie fight... the pratfall and the seltzer bottle, as far as I know. New Billboard Day! Goes off! Girl: “It’s not very pretty.” Hold still, Homer. He’s actor Damon Wayans’ Angry Black Man persona who is an ex-con forced to work as a clown-for-hire, resulting in biting skits. the performers camp.. That night. One dropped storyline for The Simpsons saw Krusty being revealed as Homer's secret identity and this episode allowed writers to comment … When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. A couple of those would be tasty right now. Writeup completed on the 25th of October, 2010. Krusty opens a clown college. After Krusty's debts to the mob mount, he is desperate for some income. Get a cheap one, and what happens? 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