Homey: “You got to look closer.” Kid: “Nothing !” With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Homie The Clown animated GIFs to your conversations. Unlike other shows, it was produced and told from a mostly African-American perspective – which proved quite successful. I don’t see nothing.” At this rate, you'll be broke in a month. I have no business being a clown. Homey usually ends his clown act with a sing-along, which normally ends with him in a degenerating rant. I don't think any of us expected him to say that. Synopsis. I want everything that's coming to Krusty the Clown, which is me, Krusty. Homey: (Whop) “Homey don’t play dat.”, Homey: “So, you want to be in a gang huh, make you feel like a big man, huh ?” It's sacrilege. So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Mustache-Removal System, Angelique? Mistaking him for the real clown, the Springfield Mafia kidnaps Homer, demanding their money. I've been getting free stuff all day. The section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. Gambling is the finest thing a person can do if he's good at it. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on February 12, 1995. marks an episode with not enough content. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music Lenny: Hey, Homer, the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire. Now, when the wealthy dowager comes in, the party's over, right? When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. At one point it appeared Homey sold out to the Man, doing whatever the Man wanted so, he could get closer to him. Equipment: All the children together: “Yeah !” A frustrated and sometimes violent young man, Homey hits anyone who asks him to perform standard clown antics with a tennis ball-filled sock. The Man later turns out to be an actual person. But our infomercials are running 24 hours a day. No. Homey: “Now what do you see ?” the performers camp.. That night. It's sacrilege. I mean, he invented the pie fight... the pratfall and the seltzer bottle, as far as I know. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. In one episode Homey convinced a scout group called the Woodpeckers to turn on their leader, each member wielding a black “Homey” sock and his familiar rhetoric. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff. The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister? I'm going to clown college. I am holding still. Memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla, Keokuk, Cucamonga... Seattle. You want my advice? Homey: “Damn right it ain’t. I shall now kill both of you. You came here to save me. My apologies to you. Take the ball. Joe Higgins played by. You didn't complain when I got you... this close to Chachi. Same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate committee about organized crime? It's my first day of clown college. Memories. Homey took advantage of this and bopped the Man several times on the head with his sock to disgrace him. You don't want to sit with the rest of the scum. I told you we should've bought more than three bullets. That game was fixed. You people have stood in my way long enough. He will always have his black sock filled with tennis balls in his right hand ready for use. All right, you take it easy, Krusty. Homey has no powers to speak of. I'll never be able to do this trick. Okay. Homey shows them how the “Man” finger paints by dipping the girl’s finger tips in the paint and rolling them as if taking finger prints.) (Kid sticks his head in the bag and Homey cinches it up so the kid can’t get back out.) Look at this swell bucket of house paint. 6081 in-depth character profiles from comics, games, movies. Oh, thanks. Homey D. Clown – Damon Wayans plays an ex-con who works as a clown (real name Herman Simpson) for his parole agreement, but lashes out at anyone (usually by hitting them on the head with a sock full of pennies) who attempts to make him perform the standard antics of the role – "I don't think so! Makes it go faster. Homey: “Same thing your dumbass get out of a gang, nothing.”. Oh, my God. This one is requested by my wife. Only $38,000. Well, my time's almost up here. I am so glad I had a chance to meet you... before we did this, Krusty, because I am a great fan. Joe the clown is good friends with. Actually, my name is Barney. What can I tell you? It's my first day of clown college. He's a one and only. Your churlish attitude reminds me of the time I had dinner with Groucho and... You're gonna have dinner with Groucho tonight if you don't beat it. All right. Subscribe Clown Quotes. Let me get this straight. You mean like that bozo, Bonko the Clown? Look in the bag.” Another note. Dad, you can't go around pretending to be Krusty. Plow Episode Script. Homey could always serve as an insert into an Ambush Bug adventure. Herman Simpson, better known semi-professionally as Homey D. Clown, is a bitter and hostile convict with a never-ending community service sentence. Homie the Clown Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. Takes out the eyeballs of every kid in the room. The male then says "Homie don't play that," while simultaneously pulling out to ejaculate in the females face. If there has to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you. Yes, Homie. Directed by Paul Miller. And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger, the one with ketchup... here he is, coming in by parachute, Krusty the Clown. Enemy (The Man), CIA (Homey the Clown persona – see Personality). 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